Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
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Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...
All I got was "error 404 page not found."
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking just died. Have they tried rebooting him to factory settings?
Stephen Hawking + Computer = SMART!
Stephen Hawking + Shoulder = HUNGRY!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
