So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
When a person in a wheel chair says you've never took to steps in my shoes and you say to be honest you haven't ether
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What happens to freedom towers got hit they stepped in ground 0
Q: what do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit
A: idk
Wheres is the candy Sir??? Over there. (kid steps in van) I don't see any candy.
Roses are red violets are blue tory shirts step in doodoo
did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck? He got stuck in Orbit! Hehhehe
Have you ever stepped in Stephen hawking house? Nether has he.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE".
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
There are three people on the steps of Heaven. God tells them all he is having a good day and if they make him laugh by telling him how they died he will let them in. The first one said I just finished a long day of work and I get home and right as I stepped in I knew my wife was cheating on me. I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find anybody so I got a drink and went to the balcony and then I saw him, hanging off the ledge of the balcony. I kicked his hands but he wouldn’t fall so I threw a Refrigerator at him and I fell with the Refrigerator. God busted out laughing and let him in. The next person walked up and God told him the same thing he told the other person. God told him that he didn’t think that he could make him laugh more than the first person. The second guy said, so get this I’m a window washer on the 8th floor I’m washing the windows like normal and this enraged psychopath walks up and starts kicking my hands and then he throws a refrigerator at me and I die. God bursts out laughing so much to where he falls off his chair and he lets the guy through. The next guy comes up and God tells him the same thing he told the last two people and he tells him that there is no way that he can make him laugh more than the other two did. So he starts talking. So get this I’m in a refrigerator...
