Stationary jokes

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

What goes up and down but stays in the same place?

Stairs.

I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.

riding (DYM 145).

East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?

One day, I sit in the lounge on a chair.

East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.