Split Down jokes

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.