Speed hump jokes

What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?

Speed humps.

I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.

When you go over a speed bump, but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone.