Spartan jokes

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?

They both have no way home!

What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?

"Spiderman: No Way Home."

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.