
Spartan jokes
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
This. Is. Sparta
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

