Spartan jokes
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."
This. Is. Sparta
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
