Spartan jokes

If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.

Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!

Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!

Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!

Frisk: HAHAHA

Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!

Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!

Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?

They both have "No Way Home."