SOS jokes

All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.

Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Your momma's so dumb, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Your momma is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

So a blind man walks into a bar.

At least he thinks so.