SOS jokes
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When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
So what is the difference between a real doctor and a doctor of philosophy?
One cures the sick and the other makes them sick!
Why are lamps so scared? Because someone might throw them away.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
What is so good about a dog that cannot see? Nothing is good.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”