Socket jokes

If I ever have a YouTube channel, I'm pretty sure it would be called "101 Things NOT To Do With Electrical Sockets."

How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.

Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What is burned dark and glued to the wall?

A bad electrician.

How does a skeleton kill a bug?

They SOCKET!

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.

She responded with a list:

- Take out the trash.

- Clean your room.

- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.

That’s all sweetie!