Socket jokes

How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.

Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What is burned dark and glued to the wall?

A bad electrician.

How does a skeleton kill a bug?

They SOCKET!

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today.

She responded with a list:

- Take out the trash.

- Clean your room.

- Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets.

That’s all sweetie!