Social role jokes

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One kneels to pray, one kneels to pay.

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.