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if will smith could be in any movie he would be in find my hair line

Alice Smith
@TheAliceSmith
Give a man a fish, you'll feed him
for a day.
Elect a man to fish for you, and
all of a sudden fishing becomes
some mystical function that only a
few elite in society can perform, at
great expense to the rest of it.

I looked at you and you were bald until I got slapped up by will smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of china.

Your hairline got pulled back you look like you've been climbing Chris and you got smacked up by Will Smith

Your hairline is so crooked that it made will smith feel straight

ur hairline to put back lookin like u got slapped up by will smith

Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like will smith slaped it back

yo hairline is to pushed back looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”

Your hairline so cricket will Smith can't slap it back in place

Will Smith slapped your hair line to space

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard, that the dinosaurs can see it now.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said 'who fucked my wife?' Chris Rock would say "you dont have enough bullets mate"

yo mama so fat that will smith could slap her from a mile away

will smiths slap was like 9/11. it came in unexpectedly and will go down in history

Jada Smith: Grow some balls Me: Grow some hair

Me at the Oscars when i see Jada Pinkett Smith, me, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I Jada 2, can't wait to see it"

So will smith is laughing and then suddenly, Suddenly Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face

Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigcka Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers"