My friend: Hey, why u always smiling? Me:Cuz life is a joke and weβre all slacking it off.
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why donβt blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when heβs about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack