Skurry jokes

Emo kid

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Meat

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

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  • Sausage

    I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

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  • Uncle

    In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

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