Six Feet jokes
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
A friend asked me, "Where are you going?" I answered, "6 feet underground."
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
How many feet are in feet?
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
Community talk
The Weeknd:] I understand, your body wants it I know your thoughts, oh you 'bout it, 'bout it You're a big girl, and it's your world And I'ma let you do it how you (Wanna, girl, I'll)
Ride with it, ride with it I know you know, I know you wanna ride with it Don't be shy with it, I'll supply with it I got you, girl, oh, I got it, girl With your Louis V. bag, tats on your arms High heel shoes make you six feet tall Ev… Read more
I'm over it My minds running, I'm running out of control of it I feel alone when my friends are home and they notice it Don't tell them no cause nobody knows that I struggle with Hurting my left wrist Look I'm scared of it That's why I'm wearing shirts that really don't look good but they cover it Got a grey Nike that doesn't let them see that I'm staining it It's on the inner left side just below the number five cau… Read more