Side walk jokes
Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn鈥檛 laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 馃憢
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
1. If being ugly was a crime, you would have a life sentence.
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships.
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxygen, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don鈥檛 hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the sidewalk, I didn鈥檛 laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers, I would make you the dumbest person alive, but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it.
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I鈥檇 be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting.
10. Were you born on a highway, 'cause that鈥檚 where most accidents happen?
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya.
12. You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented.
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
And walk.
I saw a guy crossing a street once. The light was red.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.