Shadow the Hedgehog jokes

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.

It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/