Sexually Transmitted Disease jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"