Sexual violence jokes

Look on the bright side, women: nothing says you're beautiful like being raped by a complete stranger.

A black guy walks into a store to buy some watermelon and fried chicken. The cashier says, "That'll be $20." He pulls out his wallet, but it's empty. Suddenly, a bigger black guy bursts in, grabs him, and says, "Time to pay up, n***a!" Then he bends him over the counter and fucks him in the ass.

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison.