Sexual Attraction jokes

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

Kenny was into incest until his mom died.

Now he's into necrophilia.

What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?

A Topping.