Severus Snape jokes

Road

no1 · 11 months ago

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

Wizard

Pickle Rick! · 7 years ago

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Insult

User 👍 · 2 years ago

😂

A four-panel image featuring Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape from the Harry Potter movies. In the first panel, Umbridge asks Snape, "What do you want, Severus?" In the second panel, Snape says, "I wanted to say something..." In the third panel, Umbridge replies, "Well, go ahead..." In the final panel, Snape says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you..."

Severus Snape memes

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

Abortion

Why? · 8 years ago

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?

Fetus Deletus!

Ginger

harry potter · 7 years ago

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.