Sentient jokes
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
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If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
The happier they get, the less they see.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
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Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.