Semiautomatic jokes
I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
