Self-preservation jokes

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

"Rehab's for quitters, and I don't give up."

Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.

I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.