Self-determination jokes

Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?

My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I answered, "Happy."

The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!