Security Guard

Security Guard Jokes

Orphan

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

Samsung

Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Job

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

Cop

If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.