An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.