Secondary Education jokes

Year 10 English.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

like this if you don't like school.

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.

Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!