SeaWorld jokes

Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a sea-saw.