Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being load and shouting about all the woman they have in port that had given them gonorrhea.... Bloody Seamen.
