Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.
Walked into a bar the other day and a group of sailors were being load and shouting about all the woman they have in port that had given them gonorrhea.... Bloody Seamen.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
