Sea Cucumber jokes

Mollusk

Short jokes

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...

Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.

Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.

And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...

There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

Meat

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

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    • Pedo

    What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

    Are you ready, kids?🤣

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