Screems jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

A woman ran into a police station screaming, "Help, I have been graped!" The policeman said, "Do you mean raped?" The woman said, "No, there was a bunch of them!"

Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!

It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.