Scrape

Scrape Jokes

Gynecologist

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

Abortion

"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.

_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."

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  • Class

    A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

    Wheelchair

    What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

    Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

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