Scrape jokes
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Memes
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
Community
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hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce we also run a bbq buisness on the side yester days mistake is todays steak u make em we scrape em