Scrape jokes

Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us.

"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.

_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?

Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.

What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?

It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.

A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

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