Schlep jokes

What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

I bought some sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.