Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia Jokes

Thought

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Girlfriend

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

Symptom

Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

Symptom

Symptoms of Schizophrenia

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

Rose

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have schizophrenia,

And so do I.

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