Schizophrenia jokes

What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?

Nothing.

POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.

Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!

Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.

I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

Symptoms of Schizophrenia.

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

Symptoms of Schizophrenia

The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:

Delusions

Hallucinations

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have schizophrenia,

And so do I.