Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Schizophrenia Jokes
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia.
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two or more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have schizophrenia,
And so do I.