Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
why do they put barcodes on the ships in norway why? so when they come into port they can scan-de-navian
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
