Sausage Roll jokes

How do u make a sausage roll?

Push it down the hill.🍆

This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was, so I replied, "It's like a spring roll with sausage in it, but not any dog or cat how you have it."

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.