SAS jokes

Sally

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up?

She had no friends.

Knock Knock (Who's there?)

Not Sally...

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    • Dad

    Hey Siri, where is my dad?

    Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

    HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

    Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

    ...WhAT-

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    • School Shooter

    When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

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    • Sausage

    I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

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    • Pedo

    What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

    Are you ready, kids?🤣

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