SAS jokes

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wa sa Bee.

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?

Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT

Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.

Best way to do it.

My brother when he sees a girl.

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I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"

Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)