Saran jokes

Patient

Psychiatrist

A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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  • Suicide

    "Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

    Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.

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  • School shooting

    9/11

    When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

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