Sandbox

Sandbox jokes

Kid

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I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

Priest

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street, and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, "Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?"

To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"

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