Sam Houston jokes

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Neo-Confederates all claim to be about "heritage" not "hate". Well, if your heritage consists of Kelly Clarkson, riding on siblings, and treating Donald Trump as if he's the second coming, then it really sucks to be you.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.

What do you call an angry Texan?

A Confederate leader.