Rubix Cube jokes
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can鈥檛 solve is solved. 馃馃馃馃
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What鈥檚 the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: Why? Friend: I'm color blind.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.