Router jokes

My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the WiFi router.

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone unplugged the router.

Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.