Rotary jokes

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.

What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).