Road Kill jokes
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’. I did find some roadkill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious. I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Community talk
look what my cousin said again , You wanna say i don't have friends well atleast i have real friends that dont lie like your dumbass you had to go around every class room and collect boys phone numbers because you get no bitches and no one wants you because you had lice and you didnt wanna get rid of them because it made you feel less lonely like bitch you are nasty and you wanna spread rumors about people because wh… Read more