Rigger jokes

I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."

What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

What is black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?

UNPROTECTED SEX.

What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?

A sinkers bar.