Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Where do T. Rexes shop? Dino-stores.
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
Why did the T-Rex cross the road? The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Where is Rex the dinosaur? In the ground
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
What do you call a no r-med T-rex
A T-ex
What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap?
Because he's dead.
Why can't a t-rex clap?
Because it's dead.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
