Rest room jokes

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.

Why take a nap on the toilet?

Because it's a restroom.

If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?

European.

What are you on your way to the bathroom?

Russian.

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀

What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.