Rendezvous jokes

Marijuana

    • THIS IS A RHYME

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

    Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.

    Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,

    and they had a little fun.

    Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.

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    • Candy stick

    • Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."

    He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.

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    • House

    • Lady: I am going to come to your house.

    Man: Ok.

    An hour later, the lady is at the man's house. The man meets her outside of the house.

    Man: You are going to cum to my house!

    And then he fucks her.

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